Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you had me at cake vodka
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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