do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
