great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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