you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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