He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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