:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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