Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
birth control should be required to get into college
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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