he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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