White coat. Heels.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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