Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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