brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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