you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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