why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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