if you like me you must not know who I am
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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