He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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