in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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