i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.