Sponge bath it is.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina