i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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