Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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