Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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