Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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