Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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