oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
