I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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