:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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