we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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