i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
