Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
