What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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