But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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