you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.