Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated