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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born

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(313): Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born http://tfl.nu/de9t

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Pappa wants mamma naked

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(847): Pappa wants mamma naked http://tfl.nu/uc4c

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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.

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Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.

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(971): I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it. (971): Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated. http://tfl.nu/1c8f

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Just so you know, I have a bf.

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I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.

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(847): Just so you know, I have a bf. (405): I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful. http://tfl.nu/esk6

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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.

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(312): Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer. http://tfl.nu/54ng

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(740): View more from Ohio

Hi, my name's audrey!

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Max?

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Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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(740): Hi, my name's audrey! (614): Max? (740): Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk. http://tfl.nu/di7n

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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?

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(214): How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus? http://tfl.nu/1khv

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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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(858): Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch http://tfl.nu/zban

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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(706): I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face. http://tfl.nu/e8qy

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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(315): someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this http://tfl.nu/qf5d

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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.

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(618): Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I. http://tfl.nu/bxpy

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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with

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(973): filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with http://tfl.nu/n2jg

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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.

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(317): I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me. http://tfl.nu/xee4

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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.

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(910): He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening. http://tfl.nu/sddk

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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?

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(858): So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom? http://tfl.nu/h0sv

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