I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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