You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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