I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
