no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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