Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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