Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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