Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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