You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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