get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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