Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
only you would photoshop your dick
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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