his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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