i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Do vagina's smell?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
