well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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