I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
