Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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