i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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