No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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