Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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