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(850): View more from Florida

We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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(815): View more from Illinois

it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(937): View more from Ohio

dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize

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(914): View more from New York

Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

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(503): View more from Oregon

So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.

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(727): View more from Florida

He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?

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(559): View more from California

Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?

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