I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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