I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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