Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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