Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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