So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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