Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm really into asian looking animals
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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