So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
A bitchslap is in order.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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