do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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