I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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